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Cinderella
Carolynne (Lynne) McPherson, Contributing Writer T he true story of Cinderella, the rags to riches lady of fame, was finally revealed today when Cinderella’s trusty secretary, Sir Theodore Mouse, won a yearlong legal battle through the American Supreme Court. The American Supreme Court decision supported the mouse’s testimony that Cinderella had violated a verbal commitment made some twenty years previously. The true story of Cinderella, the rags to riches lady of fame, was finally revealed today when Cinderella’s trusty secretary, Sir Theodore Mouse, won a year-long legal battle through the American Supreme Court. The American Supreme Court decision supported the mouse’s testimony that Cinderella had violated a verbal commitment made some twenty years previously. The story of Cinderella is the stuff of fairytales. Her rise to fame began when confirmed bachelor Prince Charming found her. She was clothed in rags and confined to a miserable life in a wood cottage deep in the kingdom’s forest. When Prince Charming found her, she appeared to have been living a life of abuse at the hands of a wicked stepmother and ugly stepsisters. Her days were supposedly spent cleaning their small cottage and tending to the needs of her stepfamily. Prince Charming fell in love with Cinderella and ultimately married her. The marriage, and notoriety as the Kingdom’s future Queen, paved the way for the development of Cinderella’s cleaning products empire. It is an empire that has grown into a multi-million dollar enterprise. And all based on the natural organic cleaning products reportedly used by Cinderella to clean the cottage of her youth. Her trademark cleaning aprons, with matching underwear which depict her face on the back, have become the icon of the cleaning industry. All fashion stores throughout the kingdom prominately display the naughty but nice attire. Now, it appears, the cleaning products were actually developed by Sir Mouse’s family. The development of the famous cleaning products has always been kept a closely guarded secret. According to Sir Mouse, all of the cleaning products reportedly developed and used by Cinderella were actually devised and passed down through generations by Sir Mouse’s family. Not only has Sir Mouse disclosed the true story behind the Cinderella Empire but he has also given an insight into the treachery displayed by Cinderella and her cohorts. Following Prince Charming’s discovery of Cinderella, the step-sisters reportedly entered an abbey in an effort to seek redemption for their abuse of Cinderella. Sir Mouse’s legal submission produced significant evidence that Cindrella’s step-sisters and her stepmother were actually severelly traumitised by Cinderella and her mouse group. As a result of the today’s Supreme Court decision, the step-sisters will also be launching their own legal battle. Cinderella’s godmother, who performed a number of magic tricks to assist the young lady in her bid to capture the attention of Prince Charming, has maintained a close friendship with Cinderella. She even moved into an apartment connected to that of the Prince and Cinderella. Sir Mouse has alleged that Cinderella’s godmother had a hidden motive in her bid to help her goddaughter leave the supposed horrors of her stepfamily. Sir Mouse has alleged the godmother’s own son had married Prince Charming's sister. A bitter divorce left the godmother’s son so distraught he committed suicide. The godmother seeking revenge targeted Prince Charming. Cinderella’s own marriage ended a year after it started when the Prince died from a massive heart attack after a rather active session with the young Cinderella. Soon after, the supposedly distraught widow moved to Utah and became a polyandrous. Her move allowed her to openly practise her new life amongst the many Mormons of the region. Sir Mouse, and his family, accompanied her. He found Utah environment also conducive to his pyramid selling empire. Now, thanks to the recently announced Supreme Court decision, it is very doubtful anyone will ever again endorse Cinderella cleaning products. Protesters, including the WWF (World Wide Fund for Nature), have already commenced petitioning the United States government to recall her products. It will be interesting to see how the story unfolds in the next few days. Will the stepsister’s petition to the courts reveal more about Cinderella? Will we learn more behind the motives of Cinderella’s godmother? It is a story that will make millions for the likes of Stephen Spielberg. Stay tuned to CNN for further details. “The station behind the news”. Footnotes: WWF's global mission The mission of WWF is to stop the degradation of the planet's natural environment and to build a future in which humans live in harmony with nature, by: • conserving the world's biological diversity • ensuring that the use of renewable resources is sustainable, and • promoting the reduction of pollution and wasteful consumption. Polyandry: Polyandry is a practice where a woman is married to more than one man at the same time. It is also known as wife sharing. Fraternal polyandry was traditionally practiced among nomadic Tibetans in Nepal and parts of China, in which two or more brothers share the same wife, with her having equal sexual access to them. Polyandry is believed to be more likely in societies with scarce environmental resources, as it is believed to limit human population growth and enhance child survival. A woman can only have so many children in her lifetime, no matter how many husbands she has. On the other hand, a child with many "fathers", all of whom provide resources, is more likely to survive. (In contrast, the number of children would be increased if polygyny were practiced, and a man had more than one wife. These wives could be simultaneously pregnant). 2. It is a rare form of marriage that exists not only among poor families, but also within the elite. 
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